Nashville – Cleo of the popular rock band Cats of Chaos apparently passed away on April 28th after a short illness. Cats of Chaos management kept the story hushed to give the other cats a chance to mourn after the private burial ceremony. The location of Cleo’s final resting place is also being kept private to avoid the general chaos caused by mourning fans.
Hi Tanuki here,
OK the studio brought three little monsters into the house without even asking me. They say they’re kittens, but I don’t believe it. All they do is run around making little foot step noises all day and night and they keep getting bigger…I’m not happy about this. Got to go somebody’s coming and I’m still banned from the computer because of my comment about outside cats being stupid
Hi Tanuki here, while the studio is busy re-mastering the old Cats of Chaos cuts for the re-issue I thought I’d mention something we cats have been putting up with. We have to share the house with dogs. Now normally it’s not too bad I mean they are annoying but it’s nothing that a good sharp claw can’t take care of. Sick dogs are another story, what do they think, the floor is a toilet? That is bad enough and then the smell of the clorox when my human servants clean up the mess. So I think the dogs have to go, that’s all I’m saying just open the door shove them out and bye bye…
Hi Tanuki here, I found out about professional cat massage while watching David Letterman on TV last night. Now this really ticks me off, the studio is making good money from our records and they haven’t offered me a professional massage.
Hi Tanuki here, I can’t believe what my human servants did last night. They didn’t get home from their other jobs until like nine so my dinner was late! They didn’t offer any good reason but I knew they went out to see some other band play because I could smell the smoke on their clothes and the catfish on their breath. Did they bring any home for us cats? No! I would have protested right away but I was really hungry so I just ate my food. Now I’ve got to come up with a plan to keep them in line. If you have any ideas post a comment below…
Nashville – Rascal of the popular rock band Cats of Chaos is in the news again today, this time for allegedly biting one of the studio managers at Reverb King Records (the studio is where the cats live). A band spokesperson said the incident happened when Rascal got frustrated at the prospect of being forced into retirement. There is an ongoing dispute between, the two remaining original members Rascal and Cleo, and the three newer members Blue ‘BB Kitty’ Brown, Ashes Brown and Tanuki Cat. The three younger cats were brought in by the studio when original members Psycho, Moog and Miracle (aka Monster, Booger Kitty) passed away. These shots were taken just before and just after the alleged attack occurred while management was explaining options to the aging rocker.
Rascal was heard to say, “They think I’m past it but I can rock harder and handle my nip better than any of these young cats…” In a prepared statement studio management said “… it’s bad enough when you are dealing with musicians but these cats are wild animals at heart and they get excited at times.” No charges have been filed at this time.